Have you read Brautigan lately?
Here's a fav online free! http://www.freebookol.net/A_Confederate_General_from_Big_Sur/12.html
"Sure they have stoves! Every one of them has a dozen stoves. Make up your mind about that broad. Don’t let her tan your balls and make a wallet out of them. Just tell her to take a flying at the moon, and tell her you’re going down to Big Sur to let your soul rejoice in its freedom in the coyote camp. Tell her you’re going to live in a cabin that has a dozen stoves that all burn whiskey until heaven freezes over.—As always, Lee Mellon"