Have you read Brautigan lately?
Here's a fav online free! http://www.freebookol.net/A_Confederate_General_from_Big_Sur/12.html
"Sure they have stoves! Every one of them has a dozen stoves. Make up your mind about that broad. Don’t let her tan your balls and make a wallet out of them. Just tell her to take a flying at the moon, and tell her you’re going down to Big Sur to let your soul… Continue